4th of February 2008

I’m going to tell you about my day because everyone loves reading blogs about someone’s boring life. 
I was on the train this morning and in across the aisle from me were this man and woman having a conversation facing each other (you know how you can do that with the seats?) The man was 64 [...]

Feliz Navidad

Merry Christmas guys and hope you have a great NYE party and/or NYD.
Obviously I haven’t posted in a while but due to obvious reasons. Lots of parties, lots of eating, no motivation.
Be safe over the holidays and I will see you all in 2009.
 
 
 

Marketing 101

Product placement at its finest. You realize the hotels only park the nice cars out the front?
I’ve been spending a lot of time in queues recently. Mainly because I’m really getting into visiting the post office to pay fines. The amount of junk shit that they display on the shelfs that you line up next [...]

fuck your portmanteaux

I think “chillax” would have to be one of the gayest fucking words to come out of the Y generation.

it’s a good day to die

Touching back on the topic of people being disposable, it seems that the “financial crisis” has hit Brisbane. I’ve seen a lot of people walking around carrying the contents of their desk in cardboard boxes and their heads hanging low as they cart their belongings from their old office to home. The sad looks on [...]

Ben is:

Fuck seriously. Is it that big of a deal that Facebook changed its layout? I mean I’m all for standing up for something you believe in, but this is Facebook for fuck’s sake.
News.com.au are even printing articles about it and they’re making most popular.
http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,24365075-5014239,00.html
My heart pours out for you. Get a fucking life because people [...]

Daddy’s little girl ain’t a girl no more

Since we were young you’ve always been sweet Never a trouble and cute as a button 
I always knew you’d be someone to treasure The friendship we shared was worthy of envy 
Years have gone by a lot things have changed 
Gone are your morals and sold is your soul You have grown taller and your skirt has gone shorter 
We’ve distanced [...]

yeah nah eh

It’s an offence to smoke in the car with children. It’s an offence to have sex with a minor. It’s an offence not to provide a proper education for your child. There is no offence system in place for behaving like scum in front of your children. 
There are mothers out there that are clearly on [...]

There’s internet in Nimbin?

Ok this “Green” phase has gone too fucking far now. There’s now a website aimed at children designed to “educate” them about the damage that they do to the environment and how they can reduce their carbon foot print. 
The main “heroine” is a girl named Greena who’s dressed in rags probably made of hemp. She [...]

Japs don’t just kill whales

They kill dolphins too. Taiji is a whaling village in the southern part of Japan. They claim that whaling is a part of their culture and an important part of their industry. They also say that they slaughter these dolphins because it’s “pest control” because they eat all the fish. There’s a museum dedicated to whales and [...]

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