Happy Birthday to you

The memories of you are still so strong and surreal. They’ll stay with me forever because I’ll never forget. My hands fit perfect around your tight, little waist. My fingers can glide up the length of your legs. When I bury my face in your neck, all I can smell is a woman. When I [...]

Feliz Navidad

Merry Christmas guys and hope you have a great NYE party and/or NYD.
Obviously I haven’t posted in a while but due to obvious reasons. Lots of parties, lots of eating, no motivation.
Be safe over the holidays and I will see you all in 2009.
 
 
 

I hold my breath when….

the woman with 15 cats walks past me in the foyer.

I hold my breath…

when I’m trying to push a big shit out. 
when someone’s smoking pot around me. 
after I drink a shot. 
when I’m getting an injection. 
When she digs her nails in. 
when she bites. 
when I swallow painkillers. 
when I go underwater. hahahaha 

I hold my breath …

When someone goes down on me
When people get extremely close when they’re talking to me
When a man dressed extremely well walks past
When I narrowly miss crashing
When I open an email from a sender I don’t want to hear from
When I see her face
When I get a text message from someone I think has bad news
When [...]

I hold my breath when

i’m in an elevator with someone who’s obese, overdosed with perfume or sweaty from exerciseÂ