Black dress, red heels, red bag

The best present a man can receive is wrapped in lingerie. It’s ok if she walks a lot. Uphill walk = firm gluteals. 
She loves useless, shiny things. I guarantee it. I’m quite confident that sending her a well written dirty message will make her blush. 
Her ego grows when she makes yours grow and/or shrink. Morals are a thing of the [...]

Election 07 continued…

You know the slurping sound that you heard when water goes down the drain after you pull the plug in the bath? 
That’s what I hear whilst listening to Kevin Rudd’s victory speech and think about Australia’s future. 
 

I-raq, I-ran, I-fall

Maybe the world will stop oppressing the Middle East when the Middle East stop oppressing their women.

Election 07

I’d like a change of government but the other government option seems a bit dangerous to me. The Labor party are a bunch of fucking idiots. Kevin Rudd looks like a paedophile, 70% of the ministers are ex union psychopaths, Julia Gillard has no idea what she’s doing (and she’s barren) and the Labor party are just stealing [...]