yeah nah eh

It’s an offence to smoke in the car with children. It’s an offence to have sex with a minor. It’s an offence not to provide a proper education for your child. There is no offence system in place for behaving like scum in front of your children. 
There are mothers out there that are clearly on [...]

I bet yours is from Oroton

So you said his Gucci bag was fake and I agree. But it was a good fake albeit the zip was broken. But then she pulls out her LV wallet and I pull out mine and you say that they’re fakes too. Leather piping? smooth leather? Monogram prints aren’t cut off? You’ve obviously displayed to [...]

Emotional Detachment

The line of the sun creeps across the floor and a breeze drifts through the window. The reflection from the mirror and wind blowing the door closed simultaneously wake you up. You roll to your side and try to get back to sleep but you hear the bed sheets ruffle and it’s not you that’s [...]

There’s internet in Nimbin?

Ok this “Green” phase has gone too fucking far now. There’s now a website aimed at children designed to “educate” them about the damage that they do to the environment and how they can reduce their carbon foot print. 
The main “heroine” is a girl named Greena who’s dressed in rags probably made of hemp. She [...]

no sleep til check out

He finds himself losing concentration on the task at hand, again. This has happened way too many times and it’s only early morning. He spends a minute or so staring blankly at the table trying to clear his head of whatever thoughts cloud it. 
He can smell her scent even though she’s not near. He can [...]

Japs don’t just kill whales

They kill dolphins too. Taiji is a whaling village in the southern part of Japan. They claim that whaling is a part of their culture and an important part of their industry. They also say that they slaughter these dolphins because it’s “pest control” because they eat all the fish. There’s a museum dedicated to whales and [...]

inbox full

100 emails, 50 text messages, 1 hour phone calls. That’s what they exchange with each other each day on average. They see each other 3-4 times a week, lose sleep and go to work tired but it’s worth the sacrifice. She constantly thinks about him, he absolutely adores her. They haven’t had “the talk” yet [...]

no need for business cards

She looks, he smiles. He walks over, she waits patiently. He proposes a drink, she accepts. He asks her name, she tells. She thinks he’s ok, just ok. He takes her hand, she follows. They have a muffled conversation on the dance floor over the sound produced from the DJ. He thinks she’s cute, she [...]

free newspaper

He leaves his office and takes a left. It’s casual Wednesday and he’s in his jeans. He makes it to the lights when a tall brunette joins him. They wait for the green man and bare the cross winds as they make their way to wherever they’re going. He walks in front because he’s in [...]

Where was the fucking proton cannon?

I used to play XMen vs. Street Fighter back when Playstation 1 was around and destroyed my social life. Pirated games only cost AU$0.50 in Malaysia and a chip would cost you $50 for Andrew over in Chatswood so Playstation was my main hobby when I wasn’t masturbating. 
I thought XMen were the crazy mother fuckers [...]

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